The Weather Song
Cousin Alice

Let’s talk about the weather
These day’s I dress for rain
With my ‘brolly, my hat, my water-proof mac
I’m prepared for a hurricane
Let’s talk about the weather
It’s out of control
If I could, here’s what I’d do
When I hear distant thunder roll

You put all the storms in a teacup
With the sugar... on the side
Spoon it in, stir it up
Leaving only sunny rides
Weather is out of the question
It hasn’t got a clue
Season up, don’t get blue
Dress for rain that’s what I do